So, I put in a full work day this Sunday. I played in 3 tournaments. I was a bit nervous about coming back after so long but I new I had to get back into it.
The First Tournament, a 10 man elimination game was pretty dull. I never got anything going. I never won any big pots. I never pushed with good hands and I played timid and weak the whole time. I finally got knocked out in 5th when someone broke my pocket queens. I was bleeding chips most of the game anyway and didn’t mind going out. I noticed one of the players, a blond crew cut 20-something with aviator mirrored sunglasses got knocked out quick. He had 2 moves in the first 20 hands, fold or all in. Everyone stayed away from him and then after he built a bit of a stack lead bled him dry on his poor chips management and sub par card playing. I wish I could brag I got some of his, but I was a big ole wussy and bled till I died.
I saddled up to another game. Some of the other players played as well. Maverick was there, sitting almost across from me. Another guy, who I noticed has been getting vodka and cranberry all day sit in between us. A guy sits down to the next, average looking with a Russian accent. His girlfriend decided to stand behind me and him the whole time. I am pretty sure I caught her telling him my hand during the course of the game. A little etiquette for those of you not playing. DON’T STAND BEHIND ME. Its annoying and if you decide to speak in your own tongue to your friend/lover in the game I just assume your cheating. I probably make it clear to the dealer that I think your cheating and they tell you to move. I have no problems sayign it to your girl or to you but I figure me threatening to kick your wife’s ass will get me in trouble. The game starts as normal. I pick up a -q in the first hand, about 5th person to act, and raise it up to 4times the big blind. 2 other people stay in and the flop comes. 9 - 7 - 4. rags. I bet 5 times the big bet and everyone folds. Nice. Two hands later I pick up pocket kings, I have good position and decide to just call the raise from the small blind. Flop comes 9 - 4 - 9. rainbow. He bets 400 and I reraise to 800. He goes all in and I call. His pocket Jacks were no match and the hand ends with me and all his chips. I keep quiet for a while and watch the table. Maverick is pushing all in early on and is scaring people out of their blinds. Once in a while he shows a - k but its not often. Sauced is next to me and is starting to be a little mouthy. Nothing overt just the calling people’s hands type stuff. an old lady to my left is showing aggression and knocked out a couple people. the russian and his cheating wife got knocked out. It gets down to 4 people. The old lady, Maverick, Sauced and me. blinds are 200 - 400 50 ante now so its starting to get dicey. Maverick raised my big blind to 1200 and I look down at A- 9 suited. I call all in. me and him are close in chip stacks so he has to think. He “lets me have it” and shows me an A. I show him mine. Little old lady does the same thing to him in 2 hands so now he is getting down and out. Next hand I see A- 4 diamonds and Maverick pushes all in again. I call pretty quickly and everyone folds. he has me covered by 2k so when I see K - q diamonds I am pumped. He looks at me pissed. fuck you Maverick, that shit only flies so much. Flop comes out with no diamonds but an A. Then a turn hits another Ace, river is junk. I stack my chips and decide to not smile and gloat. My next turn at big blind and maverick calls all in. I half look at my hand and call. I was getting way too good for pot odds not to. He flips A- q and is pumping his fist. flop comes J - 8 - 3. Turn comes k, river comes a 7. He bolts from the table. Now its down to 3 and I am feeling pretty good. In a couple hands of bleeding blinds I look down at q - 9 and I see that the old lady called all in. she had about 3k in chips so I called. she turns q- j. bad move on my part and now I am crippled. Fairly quickly I see K - 4 off suit and call all in. Sauced calls me he shows K - 10. I figure third place aint bad right? wrong. flop comes out 6 - 7 - 8 off suit. He proclaims “watch him get the straight” turn is a king and the river is the 5. yup. the straight. I apologise and continue on. THe little old lady bleeds for another couple rounds and calls all in. I had built up about 3k more than her so I call. My a - j holds up to her q- k and I am now the chip leader. Sauced is still jawing about his bad beat. He counts up about 7k in chips. I offer him a chop and he agrees. I know its a little pansy of me, but I figured to get into another game.
There was a juicier tournament that *just* started before we chopped so I had to sign up for the ones I’ve been playing. Me and Sauced are jawing for a while. He got knocked out of the daily multi table and was just playing some tourneys for a while. Sauced is in the next one with me and we sit down and begin play.
I muck for a bit and try and get a read on some players. There was a newbie and some other guys there. Guys, don’t bring your girlfriends, they’ll distract you. After about 10 or so hands I pick up pocket 5’s in 9th position with 3 players. the person in 6th position raises to 200 so I call. Flop comes out A - 9 - 5. checks around to 6th position, he checks and I raise to 400. Everyone drops but 6th position. He calls. Turn is a queen. Rather than bet again I check it down. River card is an Ace. I know he’s beat. He bets 400 and I raise to 800. He gives a sighed look and calls. He has A - k. I have the boat. He has maybe 300 more in chips and is bounced soon after. I remain quiet and run from a couple big bets so I lose some chips. I am down to about 2200 in chips when I pick up A - k. I invest about 400 or so pre flop. Flop comes out K -7 - 9. two of them clubs. Newbie bets 1200 and sauced calls. I go all in. and another guy runs. Newbie calls. Sauced calls. They check it down and my A -k holds up. Sauced was looking for the flush and newbie had a weak kicker. The runner gets bounced by the newbie and we are down to 3. Sauced has the chip lead and has kept it most of the game. I steal a couple of sets of blinds so I am looking pretty good. Newbie doubles up through sauced so he is hurting. I look down at pocket kings on the button and call the big blind. newbie folds and we see a flop. comes out 9 7 4. he has about 3200 left and calls all in. I call his bet and we flip. He has a q - 9. My kings hold up and its down to 2. First hand I pick up pocket 4’s. All in. he folds. his chi[ps are low so he pushes in with an ace rag. I call and he hits the rag. I still have him dominated in chips so when I get ace 2 clubs I call him in. For reference, if I am the chip leader I usually say ” I push you all in” rather than “all in” its a little more intimidating I think. He calls and shows A -K. fuck me. he doubles up through me again and its a game. Flop comes 3 5 j. then a 10 and a 2 on the river. hoo haa. little bit of luck there.
So all in all it was a pretty good day. I made a good profit and I shook the dust off the tires.
Some thoughts on playing:
- Don’t be an asshole at the table. There is no point in not shaking hands or storming off or bitching about luck.
- Don’t bring your girlfriend. Unless she is gambling there is no point.
- Don’t stand behind me. Its fucking annoying.
Till next time kids





